abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

" I’m sad because nothing will ever be the same. I’m happy because nothing will ever be the same. "

- Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants